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-_-

As far as I know?

Yamaguchi likes girls

Of course I thought _I_ just liked girls.

[What is this bizarre new world.]

Anyway

Mom and Akiteru are fine too

I did NOT tell them about Bokuto, though.

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Good plan

Look how far you've come Keichan 👏👏👏

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[Will you PLEASE stop making him blush?!]

Meanwhile I have gotten 47 texts of cat emoticons from Kooru

They're all different

Where the hell does he find these.

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I wonder if he could find me penguins?????
Omg a whole set of penguins!!!!!!! 🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧

Anyway do u know any more about what he was saying yesterday
Or is it nothing but cats??

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[Focus, Nagisa!]

No. He got coy and I


Might have snapped at him and stopped answering

I think he's trying to annoy me into answering so he can apologize.

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Oh no that's never gonna work is it

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Nope.

I kind of want to see how high the count goes now. On Principle.

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Ur still mean but I bet he deserves it too

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Oh trust me, this is part of the apology. Getting to torment him for being an ass.

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WHAT HAS HE DONE

[Uh-oh?]

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OMG OMG OMG







OMG

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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[Thank you for saying it so Tsukki doesn't have to. He is just going to have a quiet, completely controlled panic attack.]

I am going to murder them both.

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[Kuroo must never, ever come in contact with Rei, EVER. That's gonna be Nagisa's mission while they're at Nekoma: keep Rei occupied so that he's sure Kuroo never finds him.]

THATS NOT JUST PRYING THATS

WHATS THE WORD

h/o

[Hilariously, he has to ask Rei for the right word:]

INSTIGATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You've got that right.

[Later, in Kuroo's defense, it will come up that he didn't meant for Bokuto to talk to Tsukki right this second. Just told him that it needed to happen. He will also admit maybe this outcome should have been obvious.

Unfortunately that's later and this is now.]

Damn it

I didn't want to do this over text

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Just tell him that Keichan
Dont be mean or brush him off tell him its something you have to say in person

h/o again guys are bugging me about whats going on
Dw im not gonna say anything just gotta get em to believe Im ok

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I don't believe this

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Ok distracted them

Update on Owlkun??

Technical difficulties with fake texts this will have to do!

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[For an answer, Nagisa's getting a screenshot full of text. Bokuto chattering up a storm.

SO
actually!
i wuz wondering if you wanted to hang out
NOT EXTRA PRACTICE PROMISE I CAN SEE YOU FROWNING ALREADY
just
us????
iF thats nto too weird????!!!!??]

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Did he just
beat me to it?

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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He did

That STUPID OWL beat me to it!

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🤣 What would u even do without all these pains in the ass helping u lmfaooooooo

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Why did I want this again???

[Please. As if there isn't a smile fighting onto his face. Even he can't stay salty through this.]

Oh

I should probably answer him?

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UH YES?????????????

AND DONT BE CRANKY ABOUT IT

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Fine, fine

[There is a suspiciously long gap in messages after that. How long can Nagisa hold out?!]