[Kaoru is regretting his life right about now. It doesn't help that even Hikaru is giving him the stink eye. Meanwhile, his batty old grandmother is grinning at Kei with a smile that mirrors his smirk perfectly.
'Well, I usually by fun by pretending I have no idea how to tell them apart, but in your situation I could see how acting like you have them confused could cause a lot of conflict,' she muses. 'Although that would be quite amusing to watch as an outsider.... Ah, but you have to be delicate with these two. They're surprisingly quite sensitive. Why, I'll never forget the time when little Kao-chan was working with me in my greenhouse, and he was so upset when he caught a little caterpillar nibbling on the leaf of a daisy that he started crying and swatting at it!'
Kaoru yelps and claps his hands over Kei's ears ineffectively.]
No! No, no such thing ever happened, definitely not, the old witch is poisoning you with her lies.
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Date: 2018-08-21 02:34 am (UTC)'Well, I usually by fun by pretending I have no idea how to tell them apart, but in your situation I could see how acting like you have them confused could cause a lot of conflict,' she muses. 'Although that would be quite amusing to watch as an outsider.... Ah, but you have to be delicate with these two. They're surprisingly quite sensitive. Why, I'll never forget the time when little Kao-chan was working with me in my greenhouse, and he was so upset when he caught a little caterpillar nibbling on the leaf of a daisy that he started crying and swatting at it!'
Kaoru yelps and claps his hands over Kei's ears ineffectively.]
No! No, no such thing ever happened, definitely not, the old witch is poisoning you with her lies.