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Okay

You know how bad my crushes are assholes and loudmouths etc but he's really, really nice.




So I was kind of shocked?

[kunimeh]

oh yeah
ngl ur taste leveled up

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Right?!



Thinking about it

It felt okay

Not having the crush FIRST

[kunimeh]

makes sense
theres ppl ive never thought abt dating but if they asked
id be like whoa thats an option? yes??

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[That gets a chuckle]

Yes please someone ELSE make the call

My hormones cannot be trusted

[kunimeh]

i think ur onto smth
go for the opposite of ur type

so like i should look for someone whos
rly average?
but popular with ppl who actually know them
average modest and well liked

idk does that sound like anyone

[saltinourstars]

Hm.

You know

I MIGHT have an idea but it's going to be from nowhere.

[kunimeh]

go ahead
thats 1 more idea than ive got

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Ennoshita Chikara - Our new Captain

Don't know if you've seen him play

Short back hair, 175 cm. Really calm, keeps our knuckleheads in line

[Including Tsukki, but shhhhhh.]

[kunimeh]

ok too short but were going against type

[After some social media stalking...]

did u just think of him bc we look alike
i mean we rly look alike
this is creepy

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I see what you mean but

NOT the same energy


You don't have to do anything about it.

I just know he's patient and looks out for people
Also isn't an _ass_

[kunimeh]

no no im not
like thx for thinking abt it and suggesting someone
thats cool of you

but idk if i could do it
hes like the midpoint between me and my sister
too weird

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Fair!

I'M not dating anyone who looks like my BROTHER ugh

[kunimeh]

have u ever met saya idr....

[Since I always have picrews at the ready, Kunimi sends a pic so Tsukishima can observe how much Ennoshita could be the middle sibling here and weep.

On the topic of Akiteru, he wisely chooses to keep silent. But someone else does occur to him:]

what did u think of hyakuzawa at the stz camp

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Fine FINE!

Forget I said anything!!


Hyakuzawa? The really tall one?
Didn't talk to him.

[kunimeh]

me neither
kindaichi did a bit
said he was uncomfortable bc he knew his basics were way worse than ours
and hes ok looking

itd be weird to be that much shorter than my bf tho

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What if he could pick you up though

[kunimeh]

………………

i bet koganegawa got his #
ugh now I have to talk to koganegawa
im too cute for this to be so complicated for me

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Just DM him

I know you already have his socials

[kunimeh]

lets say u were right and ur guy has a diff enough vibe to not look *just* like me

what else is he like

[And Ennoshita comes up again purely because that route’s easier. Bless Kunimi’s laziness.]

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[...Uh - HUH.]

Ennoshita's not big on standing out, but he's REALLY sharp

He calls ME on MY bullshit

also chases down the 2nd years when they're whining about homework

[kunimeh]

so an even calmer stealth sawamura
scary…

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I could dodge Daichi

Ennoshita has some kind of RADAR stg



But he's also stood up for Yamaguchi when coach was PISSED so

[One of the few things to get in Tsukki's good graces. Permanently.]

[kunimeh]

u rly think hed want someone like me if hes that mature?

[Oop. Time for a quick Crisis of Self-Worth.]

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idk

But you're striking out on "Pretty, Self-Absorbed Assholes"

[You can have a crisis, but also remember YOU asked for NOT THAT.]