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ok too short but were going against type

[After some social media stalking...]

did u just think of him bc we look alike
i mean we rly look alike
this is creepy

I see what you mean but

NOT the same energy

You don't have to do anything about it.

I just know he's patient and looks out for people
Also isn't an _ass_

no no im not
like thx for thinking abt it and suggesting someone
thats cool of you

but idk if i could do it
hes like the midpoint between me and my sister
too weird

Fair!

I'M not dating anyone who looks like my BROTHER ugh

have u ever met saya idr....

[Since I always have picrews at the ready, Kunimi sends a pic so Tsukishima can observe how much Ennoshita could be the middle sibling here and weep.

On the topic of Akiteru, he wisely chooses to keep silent. But someone else does occur to him:]

what did u think of hyakuzawa at the stz camp

Edited 2024-08-17 00:31 (UTC)

Fine FINE!

Forget I said anything!!

Hyakuzawa? The really tall one?
Didn't talk to him.

me neither
kindaichi did a bit
said he was uncomfortable bc he knew his basics were way worse than ours
and hes ok looking

itd be weird to be that much shorter than my bf tho

What if he could pick you up though

………………

i bet koganegawa got his #
ugh now I have to talk to koganegawa
im too cute for this to be so complicated for me

Just DM him

I know you already have his socials

lets say u were right and ur guy has a diff enough vibe to not look *just* like me

what else is he like

[And Ennoshita comes up again purely because that route’s easier. Bless Kunimi’s laziness.]

[...Uh - HUH.]

Ennoshita's not big on standing out, but he's REALLY sharp

He calls ME on MY bullshit

also chases down the 2nd years when they're whining about homework

so an even calmer stealth sawamura
scary…

I could dodge Daichi

Ennoshita has some kind of RADAR stg

But he's also stood up for Yamaguchi when coach was PISSED so

[One of the few things to get in Tsukki's good graces. Permanently.]

Edited 2024-08-17 20:45 (UTC)

u rly think hed want someone like me if hes that mature?

[Oop. Time for a quick Crisis of Self-Worth.]

idk

But you're striking out on "Pretty, Self-Absorbed Assholes"

[You can have a crisis, but also remember YOU asked for NOT THAT.]

above average
misunderstood
and pretty

[Beg your entire pardon.]

ig what u mean tho
cant give up on anything before i try it
my taste cant be trusted either

[He said what he said.]

Sure

Anyway

We have that practice match next week

oh yeah
u guys get to experience captain yahaba

theres one way to meet the guy
sorry abt our captain lol

Oh my God

That's right

You scoping our Captain AND I'm making Yahaba cry? Is it my birthday???????

just look out for kyoken
he gets weird abt yahaba now that iwaizumis gone

What REALLY

hes so weird
its like he always needs someone to follow
used to be iwaizumi bc hes the best all around athlete
but now its yahaba bc he beat kyokens ass last year

Huh

My money would have been on Mad Dog

stalking ur captains socials now and
he IS kinda cute
that team headshot sucks

gonna add him yolooooooo

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saltinourstars - 2024-08-20 22:36 (UTC) - Expand