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No it isn't it's HYSTERICAL

Remind me to hang out with Kenma more

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Okok so what happened at the meet is

Oh no
Keichan this is awful

Ig I looked really popular? Bc I talk to the other teams and have so many friends on Samezuka
And he says he doesnt know how to talk to popular people so he left when he found out me and Kurookun were meeting after

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[Tsukki really shouldn't be laughing this hard. Unbelievable.]

Nagisa

I don't know how to break this to you

You talk to everyone. All the time. Even the absolute assholes who would rather walk on nails then deal with people like you..

You ARE Popular

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But if thats gonna make some ppl decide they SHOULDNT talk to me

[On this day, Nagisa discovered the curse of the actually nice and friendly popular person.]

Oh well we still got to meet
Thanks for your help with that Keichan <3

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Well it doesn't matter

Cheerful noisy idiots SOMEHOW still find a way

No matter what we do

[He understands Kenma's 'suffering' here. Maybe they will make a "My Boyfriend Won'T Shut Up For Two Seconds' club.]



You're welcome

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WAIT

WHY DID BOKUCHAN JUST SEND ME A CONGRATS TEXT????????????????
WHAT DID U SAY TO HIM?!?!?!?

[Come on now, Nagisa, do you really think it was Tsukishima?]

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Why is it automatically me???

I'm ignoring him until he shuts up about losing to Kuroo

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Omg

Dont be so cold Keichan you like him so much






WAIT DOES THAT MEAN KUROOKUN TOLD HIM
THERES NOTHING TO TELL YET!!!!

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No I don't.
He's a stupid featherbrain
With stupid hair
And tells stupid owl puns like 'Whooooooo lost'

[If Tsukki didn't care he would not be ranting this long lbr.]


Anyway.
Don't worry.

That's never stopped Kuroo before!

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Are you actually mad bc you find that stuff so cute
😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

Ok but
Hold on just gotta check smth here

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I never said that

[Nor is he denying it. Kotarou of all people know how hard it is to come that close to Nekoma and get shut down at the last second. Even if they're friends. So the poking is a way of making sure Tsukki's okay. Not getting too far in his own head.

It's still obnoxious, though!]

Check what?

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What kurookun is up to

[Not long after:]

Nvm he just invited me out there for the next festival long weekend
That means im not gonna find out until it happens doesnt it
Why is Kurookun so stressful

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I did warn you about him.

When's the festival?

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Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh

Next month
Hell prob invite you too so at least thatll be fun!!
And it means Ill get to see Kenchan again soon

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Oh, for New Year's then?
Could be fun.

Do you want me there?


PS - Bokuto is now at seventeen bad jokes

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OFC I DO!!
If you want to come I mean
Bc Ill wanna spend some time just with Kenchan too

Keichan have mercy on him
Think about his thighs and his shoulders not the dumb jokes

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Fiiiiiiine


You really take the fun out of tormenting people

You know that?

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No i do not i just remind you of your priorities

Its only fun if you don't regret it later






.... ew that does sound really killjoyish ew am i GROWING UP KEICHAN????????

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[...God it's annoying to admit Nagisa's right. Fortunately, he'll have no regrets teashing about this!]

Yup

It's too late now

You're going to have to wear beige and learn about tax shelters now.

[The most horrifyingly Adult things there could be!]

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Noooooooooooooooo save me keichan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats the dumbest thing i could do rn without thinking about the consequences???

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[Stalk an ice-skating superstar into a record store?

Just remember Nagisa: You gave him this power.]

You know what?

Ask Bokuto

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Are you talking to Bokuchan yet bc Im gonna tell him why not if you arent

Ahahahahaha Keichan he told me before I even asked hes that good
I said me and Kenchan arent dating and he asked what Im waiting for and said to ask him out
WEVE BARELY EVEN BEEN ALONE TOGETHER WTH BOKUCHAN

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Yes, yes, I finally answered him



I thought you WANTED the dumbest thing you could do regardless of consequences! (⌒▽⌒）

Anyway he's a romantic

A romantic idiot

Go at your own pace

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Yeah but thats extra dumb even for a romantic

[Tsukki may not notice now that he's also texting Bokuto instead of just waiting out dumb jokes, but it takes awhile for Nagisa to say anything else. The next thing he says, several minutes later:]

So uh I did it
Not to be my boyfriend or anything just on a Date-date when Im there for new years
And he asked if I could just spend time with him at his place instead

I know hes not good at people but
How do I take this

[Was that an escalation or de-escalation of his offer? "Let's just hang out" or "Netflix (probably video games lbr) and chill?" And will Tsukki have any idea or does he have to go through the agony of consulting Kuroo?]

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Yes
That's pretty much Kotarou's specialty


[OR we could just cut that nonsense and go to the source!]

Try asking Kenma

I don't think he likes big crowds, maybe that's easier for him

But he's the one who would know