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Boyfriend Confessional

[fragrant_hitachiin]

I told the guests who came for Hikaru and I today about us. So now the whole school knows, pretty much.

[saltinourstars]

[Well. Here we go. Even knowing it was coming, the text requires a deep breath.]

Are you alright?

[fragrant_hitachiin]

I'm okay.

It actually went much better than I expected. We have shippers now.

[saltinourstars]

We have what

[fragrant_hitachiin]

Supporters. Pretty much everyone who remembered you from the event thinks we're a cute couple. And even the ones who didn't came over asking to see pictures of you and ask how we met.

But the best part is what happened to Hikaru.

not long after he left

[recutement]

[Incoming img file]

[saltinourstars]

That fast, huh.

[Wow. Maybe it's been even more obvious then his worst fears.]

[recutement]

No no no no nono it's not what you think

Still got texts coming in h/o

Yeah there we go Owlkun's been talking about you too

Just confirmed

[saltinourstars]

[...Oh. Even so, it feels like the floor tilts under him. Then see-saws the opposite way. Tsukki plops onto the bed. Not trusting himself beyond a single-word response]

Really

[Not that he thinks Nagisa's lying... But...]

[recutement]

He was mad bc nekokun made him look dumb when u practiced together

Til nekokun asked y he cared so much bc ig hes really cocky? So it was weird idk

[Long pause while Kuroo and Nagisa keep talking.]

WAIT

Owlkun was the 1

Helping u was his idea

he's baaaaack

[recutement]

So I talked to Haruchan

[Yep, that's really who Nagisa picked, but there's a method to his madness.]

Told him everything even tho he knew like 99% of it and I figured he would
Makochans known about me being gay for a longlonglong time and that would mean Haruchan knowing

Dun dunh duuuuuuunhhh

[saltinourstars]

[From what little Tsukki has gleaned, Haru is essentially Kageyama. Only quieter and obsessed with water instead of volleyball.

A surprising choice. So... normal, for Nagisa.]

And?

[Sounds curt, except Tsukki is answering much, much later then he would for most anyone else.]

here's the real twist tho

[recutement]

Reichan does like boys

Haruchan knows bc Reichan confessed to him a month ago

[WHAT A TWEEST basically because I decided that since all the side characters are handwaved, I still wanna hook him up with an HQ so TOO BAD REI]

\(O_o)/

[saltinourstars]

[SHOCKING TWEEST just shocking!!!!!!!!]

Wait
Hold on
Define 'confessed'

[Whelp. Not like Tsukki needed sleep or anything...]

[recutement]

Confessed his feelings
For Haruchan
Who turned him down

You know how I finally got Reichan to join the swim club?
Reichan said swimming couldnt be beautiful so
I brought him to the pool to watch Haruchan swim

Im so stupid Keichan

rip ur inbox i have descended on the open post

[kunimeh]

hey whats the better boredom relieving game

truth or dare
never have i ever
or would u rather

[Totally hypothetical question here.]

WOE IS ME

[saltinourstars]

[Yes sounds Totally Hypothetical with No Impending Consequences. ]

Truth or Dare sucks

Everyone defaults to kissing

[kunimeh]

that sounds way hotter than any of my truth or dare experiences wtf

ok so 2 choices left

[saltinourstars]

Not really

[Not if you're all in middle school and people are giggling and it's just mashing faces together for .2 seconds.]


Depends

Who are you playing with?

[kunimeh]

[Okay fair enough, that would've been annoying and awkward. Kunimi was definitely imagining it with... say, both of their current teams.]

ur friendly rival whos rly rly bored

in a parallel universe where loose lips sink the tsukimi ship...

[selfefface]

Tsukishima-kun, did you know that three different people have told me, in the course of a single week, that you consider me the most desirable member of my team?

I'm aware that you enjoy infuriating people with your questionable wit but this feels more like something that has been spread against your will, not with your blessing, considering it makes both of us targets of the joke. That's why I thought you ought to know if you hadn't yet heard it yourself.

Do you have any idea what might have set off this bizarre rumour mill?

merry christmas, bae

[kunimeh]

[Kunimi's gift to Tsukishima: stylish headphones because he knows Tsukishima likes to hide under his big white pair when he needs alone time in a crowd, in Seijoh colours because 1. Kunimi is a smartass and 2. he can be a bit possessive, but in subtle ways.]

Awwww Happy Candlenights!

[saltinourstars]

[And Kunimi's getting something

1. Good for his cold hands, and all the outside running in winter.

2. In Karasuno orange. Obviously.]

[kunimeh]

[Is Kunimi choked up, amused beyond belief, or annoyed by how similarly their minds work? The answer is yes.]

u bastard u stole my idea!!

[And then two pictures: one of his gloved hand fingering Tsukishima, and another doing the half heart for Tsukki to complete.]

[saltinourstars]

[Have the finger back, with Tsukki wearing the headphones.

Then a shot to complete the heart. His hand curling in front of the snow outside.]