Supporters. Pretty much everyone who remembered you from the event thinks we're a cute couple. And even the ones who didn't came over asking to see pictures of you and ask how we met.
[...Oh. Even so, it feels like the floor tilts under him. Then see-saws the opposite way. Tsukki plops onto the bed. Not trusting himself beyond a single-word response]
[Yep, that's really who Nagisa picked, but there's a method to his madness.]
Told him everything even tho he knew like 99% of it and I figured he would Makochans known about me being gay for a longlonglong time and that would mean Haruchan knowing
Confessed his feelings For Haruchan Who turned him down
You know how I finally got Reichan to join the swim club? Reichan said swimming couldnt be beautiful so I brought him to the pool to watch Haruchan swim
Tsukishima-kun, did you know that three different people have told me, in the course of a single week, that you consider me the most desirable member of my team?
I'm aware that you enjoy infuriating people with your questionable wit but this feels more like something that has been spread against your will, not with your blessing, considering it makes both of us targets of the joke. That's why I thought you ought to know if you hadn't yet heard it yourself.
Do you have any idea what might have set off this bizarre rumour mill?
[Kunimi's gift to Tsukishima: stylish headphones because he knows Tsukishima likes to hide under his big white pair when he needs alone time in a crowd, in Seijoh colours because 1. Kunimi is a smartass and 2. he can be a bit possessive, but in subtle ways.]
Boyfriend Confessional
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Are you alright?
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It actually went much better than I expected. We have shippers now.
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But the best part is what happened to Hikaru.
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not long after he left
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[Wow. Maybe it's been even more obvious then his worst fears.]
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Still got texts coming in h/o
Yeah there we go Owlkun's been talking about you too
Just confirmed
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Really
[Not that he thinks Nagisa's lying... But...]
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Til nekokun asked y he cared so much bc ig hes really cocky? So it was weird idk
[Long pause while Kuroo and Nagisa keep talking.]
WAIT
Owlkun was the 1
Helping u was his idea
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Technical difficulties with fake texts this will have to do!
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he's baaaaack
[Yep, that's really who Nagisa picked, but there's a method to his madness.]
Told him everything even tho he knew like 99% of it and I figured he would
Makochans known about me being gay for a longlonglong time and that would mean Haruchan knowing
Dun dunh duuuuuuunhhh
A surprising choice. So... normal, for Nagisa.]
And?
[Sounds curt, except Tsukki is answering much, much later then he would for most anyone else.]
here's the real twist tho
Haruchan knows bc Reichan confessed to him a month ago
[WHAT A TWEEST basically because I decided that since all the side characters are handwaved, I still wanna hook him up with an HQ so TOO BAD REI]
\(O_o)/
Wait
Hold on
Define 'confessed'
[Whelp. Not like Tsukki needed sleep or anything...]
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For Haruchan
Who turned him down
You know how I finally got Reichan to join the swim club?
Reichan said swimming couldnt be beautiful so
I brought him to the pool to watch Haruchan swim
Im so stupid Keichan
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whoa surprise mtrench outta left field
It's too good
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AHAHAHA Kuroo calls him Penguin OF COURSE
OBVS
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rip ur inbox i have descended on the open post
truth or dare
never have i ever
or would u rather
[Totally hypothetical question here.]
WOE IS ME
Truth or Dare sucks
Everyone defaults to kissing
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ok so 2 choices left
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[Not if you're all in middle school and people are giggling and it's just mashing faces together for .2 seconds.]
Depends
Who are you playing with?
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ur friendly rival whos rly rly bored
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in a parallel universe where loose lips sink the tsukimi ship...
I'm aware that you enjoy infuriating people with your questionable wit but this feels more like something that has been spread against your will, not with your blessing, considering it makes both of us targets of the joke. That's why I thought you ought to know if you hadn't yet heard it yourself.
Do you have any idea what might have set off this bizarre rumour mill?
merry christmas, bae
Awwww Happy Candlenights!
1. Good for his cold hands, and all the outside running in winter.
2. In Karasuno orange. Obviously.]
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u bastard u stole my idea!!
[And then two pictures: one of his gloved hand fingering Tsukishima, and another doing the half heart for Tsukki to complete.]
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Then a shot to complete the heart. His hand curling in front of the snow outside.]
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whoops i forgot a part
PFFFFFT
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