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It's nauseating, really

And then you go and start flirting with Kenma

It's going to be too disgusting for words. I need to lie down.

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I HAD TO VET YOUR DIRTY PICS AND JUDGE BOKUCHANS SHOULDERS
U CAN DEAL WITH SOME CUTE FLIRTING!!!

Im gonna ask kenchan what happened at the meet
No too direct huh
Gonna ask him what he thought of me at the meet

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[And also was a supportive friend talking Tsukki through his crisis over sexuality. Cheering all the way. How dare he.]

You know I ALMOST missed you capslocking at me

Almost

[Lies. He's really happy to see that amount again. A sure sign Nagisa's properly cheering up!]

Yes, do that. Sounds like an interesting story.

Kenma must not have even told Kuroo. He was just as shocked as I was.

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Hahaha right no one actually tells their bffs this stuff
Poor bffs always in the dark 😅

[He exchanges a few texts with Kenma, and then]

Omg Keichan are u sitting down
And are u gonna disturb anyone if u laugh so hard u almost puke
Bc u are gonna love this

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Sitting down
This I HAVE to hear

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S2g this is what kenchan said im not making it up

I stood out to him bc i was like shochan
Rly lively and cheerful etc like shochan

BUT ALSO GOODLOOKING

POOR CHIBI LMFAO

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[Congratulations Nagisa.

That's actually worth a video]

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[The proudest day of his life.]

I KNOW ITS MEAN TO FIND IT SO FUNNY BUT
OMG HES EVEN MORE BLUNT THAN HARUCHAN

[And a video back]

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No it isn't it's HYSTERICAL

Remind me to hang out with Kenma more

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Okok so what happened at the meet is

Oh no
Keichan this is awful

Ig I looked really popular? Bc I talk to the other teams and have so many friends on Samezuka
And he says he doesnt know how to talk to popular people so he left when he found out me and Kurookun were meeting after

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[Tsukki really shouldn't be laughing this hard. Unbelievable.]

Nagisa

I don't know how to break this to you

You talk to everyone. All the time. Even the absolute assholes who would rather walk on nails then deal with people like you..

You ARE Popular

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But if thats gonna make some ppl decide they SHOULDNT talk to me

[On this day, Nagisa discovered the curse of the actually nice and friendly popular person.]

Oh well we still got to meet
Thanks for your help with that Keichan <3

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Well it doesn't matter

Cheerful noisy idiots SOMEHOW still find a way

No matter what we do

[He understands Kenma's 'suffering' here. Maybe they will make a "My Boyfriend Won'T Shut Up For Two Seconds' club.]



You're welcome

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WAIT

WHY DID BOKUCHAN JUST SEND ME A CONGRATS TEXT????????????????
WHAT DID U SAY TO HIM?!?!?!?

[Come on now, Nagisa, do you really think it was Tsukishima?]

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Why is it automatically me???

I'm ignoring him until he shuts up about losing to Kuroo

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Omg

Dont be so cold Keichan you like him so much






WAIT DOES THAT MEAN KUROOKUN TOLD HIM
THERES NOTHING TO TELL YET!!!!

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No I don't.
He's a stupid featherbrain
With stupid hair
And tells stupid owl puns like 'Whooooooo lost'

[If Tsukki didn't care he would not be ranting this long lbr.]


Anyway.
Don't worry.

That's never stopped Kuroo before!

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Are you actually mad bc you find that stuff so cute
😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

Ok but
Hold on just gotta check smth here

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I never said that

[Nor is he denying it. Kotarou of all people know how hard it is to come that close to Nekoma and get shut down at the last second. Even if they're friends. So the poking is a way of making sure Tsukki's okay. Not getting too far in his own head.

It's still obnoxious, though!]

Check what?

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What kurookun is up to

[Not long after:]

Nvm he just invited me out there for the next festival long weekend
That means im not gonna find out until it happens doesnt it
Why is Kurookun so stressful

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I did warn you about him.

When's the festival?

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Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh

Next month
Hell prob invite you too so at least thatll be fun!!
And it means Ill get to see Kenchan again soon

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Oh, for New Year's then?
Could be fun.

Do you want me there?


PS - Bokuto is now at seventeen bad jokes

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OFC I DO!!
If you want to come I mean
Bc Ill wanna spend some time just with Kenchan too

Keichan have mercy on him
Think about his thighs and his shoulders not the dumb jokes

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Fiiiiiiine


You really take the fun out of tormenting people

You know that?