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[fragrant_hitachiin]

Their words, not mine.

Obviously no one thought he and I were actually dating, but I guess anyone can see we used to be each other's most important person.

[saltinourstars]

Oh my god.

His face must have been amazing

[fragrant_hitachiin]

He was shocked at first, but he's a ham, so he totally ate up the attention.

[saltinourstars]

As opposed to you

I know how shy and retiring you are

[fragrant_hitachiin]

Absolutely. You know I'm a precious flower, a sensitive damsel.

[saltinourstars]

Right.

It must have just killed you

Getting all that attention and gossip about your hot boyfriend

[fragrant_hitachiin]

It definitely was a little overwhelming. They kept asking to see pictures of us! Those are my private pictures!

[saltinourstars]

[What pictures are you showing people...]

Uh-huh.

I am sure the rabid fangirls mobbed you and you had no choice.

[fragrant_hitachiin]

[Just his home screen; everything else is for his eyes only.]

Come on, give me more credit than that! I can basically blush on cue, you know. A little of that, a little affected shyness, and they were too busy cooing to break into my phone.

[saltinourstars]

If they only knew the truth

So

After all that, it's okay?

[fragrant_hitachiin]

Months of agonizing for nothing, yeah.

I'm really happy, though.

[saltinourstars]

It's not 'nothing'

It means a lot that you went through it

You didn't have to.

[fragrant_hitachiin]

Yeah, I did.

I had something to prove to you, Kei.

[saltinourstars]

[It actually takes Tsukki a little while to think of an answer. Seeing it spelled out that plainly... it's turning his face hot.]

So are we a power couple now or something?

[fragrant_hitachiin]

[Kaoru will forever regret not seeing Kei's reaction.]

Maybe amongst the host club guests? If anyone starts gossiping about us where my grandmother can hear, she'll probably kill them.

[saltinourstars]

Why?



Does your grandmother not want you dating?

[Shit and they JUST got through the headache of Hikaru...]

[fragrant_hitachiin]

No? The old hag couldn't care less, unless I manage to get someone pregnant. I think even then she'd probably send a very passive-aggressive baby shower gift.

She'd kill anyone who was gossiping about us because she's kind of protective of our image, I guess. Mine and Hikaru's.

[saltinourstars]

For the record?

I would ALSO send you a passive aggressive baby shower gift

[Because that is the point here right.]

[fragrant_hitachiin]

Huh. Come to think of it, I think she'd like you.

But she's crazy, so who knows if that's a good thing.

[saltinourstars]

Good thing I have an excellent track record with Crazy Hitachiins!

[Come on that one was WIDE open...]

[fragrant_hitachiin]

Excuse you, you and Hikaru don't even get along.

[He should have seen that one coming.]

[saltinourstars]

[Kei did suspect that tactic, yes.]

Good thing he's not my example!

[fragrant_hitachiin]

Then I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about, Tsukki.

[saltinourstars]

Yes you do.

[His point has been made.]

Anyway

Does that mean you're going to stay in the Host Club?

[fragrant_hitachiin]

:(

Honestly? I don't think so. Why would I keep going to meetings if I'm not going to be a host?