saltinourstars | Don't threaten me with a good time

Yeah, I know. But to be fair, my dad's super shy and my mom's pretty spacey. [Kaoru hums a bit thoughtfully, and then, since Kei seems to be fine with the touch, he presses a little kiss to his lips.]

This probably won't be as bad as you're imagining. You'll get through this. I'll make it as easy as I can for you, okay? I swear. And I'll get Hikaru to cooperate, too. Trust me.

[The kiss is accepted too, even if Kei doesn't deepen it like he usually would. Too aware of the buzzing downstairs. He knows he can handle this, but is still trying to fight back the annoyance at having to.

But it's for Kaoru. He can suck it up for that. Even manages the ghost of a smirk.]

Really. You get some kind of good blackmail on him?

[At least the snark is still strong, here. Things have been... much better with Hikaru, but Tsukki wouldn't exactly call on him for support.]

[Just the fact that Kei willingly allows the little kiss helps set Kaoru at ease. He pulls back with a grateful smile.]

We're twins, I always have good blackmail on him. But in this case, it's more of a "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" situation. He'll do anything to ruin her fun.

Ah. I see.

[That's a familiar strategy. It's why he and Kageyama are able to get along, after all. (Certainly not because there is a grudging friendship growing as they keep working together. What a lie.)

Pulling off his headphones, Kei begins winding up the cord.]

So what 'fun' is supposed to happen?

[Kaoru hums softly, holding out his hand to take Kei's headphones and put them in his nightstand for the time being.]

Well, like I said, mostly it's just going to be questions. The 'are you good enough for my grandson' interview. But you are, regardless of what the old bat says, and I don't think even she can complain. You're a star athlete, top of your class, college-bound, you're incredibly good-looking, and I'm in love with you.

[He sticks out his tongue a little petulantly, then his expression melts into a grin.]

Otherwise, it'll just be a fancy dinner, music, maybe dancing if she's managed to round up enough people, and probably showing off some of her latest floral designs or big name clients or whatever. Nothing scary. Oh, but I should warn you you'll probably be offered alcohol. I don't know if you want to drink, but it's really bad when you don't expect it. Haruhi freaked out the first time.

Wow. With that pedigree maybe she should be asking if you're good enough for me?

[Look. Kei is Trying To Deal and needs to vent it somewhere. The sarcasm his own version of sticking out a tongue. There's at least a small smile with it. So that's progress.

He sighs dramatically at the next obstacle.]

I don't know. If I have to start faking interest in flowers, I might drink.

[This is probably another joke. Probably.]

[The sarcasm doesn't bother Kaoru, given that he would be inclined to agree, anyways. Kei is more than 'good enough' for him, and honestly, he probably could do better. Kaoru's just happy that he doesn't want to.]

Maybe you should tell her that. She might appreciate the sass. Honestly, she's not that traditional. And you can drink, it's fine. [He shrugs.]

It's really up to you. Just promise me one thing?

And what's that?

[Tsukki knows better then to make blind promises. Always get the conditions first. Love or not.]

Promise you'll say something if you get overwhelmed or want to go? [Kaoru is being serious, and he appreciates that Kei is, too.] Don't just put on that stoic face and get sassy.

[That is... not at all where Kei thought this was going. He arches a brow at Kaoru. Keeping his face even so it doesn't betray the sudden lurch in his chest. He would have done just that. Push through, because it's important, because he can just get over it. Right?

Except the last time he had to do that was at the near disaster of the Karasuno Host Club...]

What? Honesty? That's a pretty big ask, you know.

[There'a hand on a hip, about 99% for show. A great sigh to go with it.]

All right, all right.

[Perhaps contrary to how he behaves, Kaoru is definitely observant. He's figured out how his boyfriend thinks, his habits. He smiles at Kei's forced sigh and reaches for his hand.]

Good. Are you ready?

[Kei allows their fingers to wind together.]

Let's go.

[Not a yes. Or a no. It's just like volleyball, the game starts whatever you say.

The Hitachiin mansion is absurd. Wide halls, ceilings soaring high, marble everywhere. It's always felt more like a museum then a place to live. Except now it's filled with the rolling buzz of people. Music swelling to the heights. The place feels weirdly alive.

This is not necessarily better. Kei has to shake off the feeling it's watching him.]

[Kaoru takes the gesture for what it is, giving Kei's hand a little squeeze and then leading him through the mansion.

It's easy for Kaoru to navigate through the crowd. He greets the guests politely, a charming look, laughs as people ask about his brother, his boyfriend. He knows just how to wave people off without it being dismissive, until he gets back to his family's side. Hikaru is tending to Ageha, their younger sister, who is making the guests all laugh at his expense. When Kaoru and Kei arrive, the attention of the family all shifts to them.

"Ah," an elderly woman with a bizarre flower arrangement on her head declares. "You must be Tsukishima-san. It's nice to meet you."

Her knowing smirk is not dissimilar to her grandson's as she looks up at Kei. Kaoru squeezes his hand again.]

[Kei finds himself unexpectedly thanking God for Noya and Bokuto and their ridiculous hair. Without that tolerance? He might have said something about the flower crown. Clearly a terrible idea with that Hitachiin Smirk.

So, inoculated against the bizarre headdress, he extracts his hand and produces a smooth bow. All politeness.]

Nice to meet you too. Thank you for having me.

Edited 2018-08-16 12:43 (UTC)

[Maybe Kaoru should have warned Kei? Honestly, he's pretty sure he's mentioned it in the past. Advanced warning or no, Kei's expression doesn't even falter, and he just bows gracefully at the older woman. Kaoru stands up a little straighter, totally proud. He shoots his grandmother a bit of a smug look, and she swats his arm.

"Not at all," she says, her voice all saccharine. "Anyone who can put up with my grandson for as long as you have should be welcomed into the family!"

Rubbing his arm, Kaoru scoffs under his breath.]

We're too young for marriage, obaa-san. This isn't the 50s anymore.

[Kazuha Hitachiin huffs a little, and asks Kei, "What do you see in this little brat?"]

[The headdress had been mentioned. But there's no way to really be prepared for the full... glory.

Kei pulls a face at marriage, and figures it wouldn't hurt to feel out the audience. A small smile slides onto his face, voice gone almost self-effacing. If you don't know that's also the one he uses to start shit.]

Ah - You know, sometimes I wonder that myself?

[It's only a small joke, really. And if she flares up, well, she won't be the first. Or last.]

[Kazuha stills, but then she grins at Tsukishima and even gives a full-hearted chuckle.

'Well, I can't say I blame you. This boy, he has a way of getting under your skin, he and his brother do. Little pests, but you can't help but love them.'

Because, for all the trouble she gives them, she does love both her grandsons. And she knows that, if Kaoru's subjecting his boyfriend to this and the boyfriend is agreeing? He must love Kaoru, too.

'Be sure to let me know if you ever figure out what it is about him, alright?'

For his part, Kaoru crosses his arms over his chest tightly.]

Maybe introducing you two was a bad idea...

Of course.

[Hikaru chimes in with his own protests and Kei just smirks at the pair. This introduction was probably a terrible idea. Too late now!]

If you have any advice about them, I'd love to hear it!

[You think he's passing up the chance to get dirt? There has to be some fun at a party!]

[Kaoru is regretting his life right about now. It doesn't help that even Hikaru is giving him the stink eye. Meanwhile, his batty old grandmother is grinning at Kei with a smile that mirrors his smirk perfectly.

'Well, I usually by fun by pretending I have no idea how to tell them apart, but in your situation I could see how acting like you have them confused could cause a lot of conflict,' she muses. 'Although that would be quite amusing to watch as an outsider.... Ah, but you have to be delicate with these two. They're surprisingly quite sensitive. Why, I'll never forget the time when little Kao-chan was working with me in my greenhouse, and he was so upset when he caught a little caterpillar nibbling on the leaf of a daisy that he started crying and swatting at it!'

Kaoru yelps and claps his hands over Kei's ears ineffectively.]

No! No, no such thing ever happened, definitely not, the old witch is poisoning you with her lies.

[It's a futile effort. Kei's still shooting up like a weed, probably set to clear 200 centimeters. And is also used to persistent red-heads jumping at him. He ducks away. Snickering.]

Wow, that's a lot of protesting if it's just a lie!

[He decides he doesn't want to touch pretending to mix up the twins. There is a line. Even for him.]

I definitely didn't cry over it. [He huffs, annoyed that he's missed. It was definitely a bad idea to bring Kei into this lion's den, not for Kei himself, but for his reputation.

'He absolutely did. He was so upset for his flower!' Kazuha comments, and Kaoru's mother laughs and agrees that she remembers that day, too.

'Kaoru has always loved flowers,' Kazuha adds, gesturing to her head. 'Hikaru as well. They were the ones who designed my fabulous look.'

Resigned to his fate, Kaoru just hid his face.]

[Kei... might actually be having fun. A little. Maybe. Anyway, now that the headdress has been acknowledged it seems a safe(r) topic. And a way to momentarily give Kaoru a break.

He nods.]

I don't really know about fashion, but it suits you!

[There are so many ways to interpret that. Kei just smiles.

There's a snort from Hikaru, who is leaning on Kaoru now. Half in shared disgust and half to check in with his brother. "It's ancient! We were four! She should at least wear something we made in the last decade!"]

[Kaoru is immensely grateful for his brother's shoulder to lean on; if he has to deal with this betrayal from his boyfriend, at least he still has someone in his corner.

Even so, he can't help but peer out to look at Kei's expression. He looks gorgeous, really, with that smile that's part bright and part condescending. He sighs and looks up from his hiding spot, though his body is still pressed to his twin's.]

I shouldn't be so surprised that you two are getting along. You both like to do that thing where someone can't tell if you're laughing with them or at them.

[He reaches out and pokes Kei's cheek a little. Not to PDA levels of touch, but just enough to tide him over.

Kazuha laughs at the scene, at her grandson. It occurs to her this is the warmest Kaoru has ever been with anyone outside of the family, especially Hikaru, and that she can't help but approve.

'Well, this old woman needs to eat, so it's time for dinner.' She decides. She heads for the dining room, and the twins' parents and the guests follow suit, leaving the boys lingering in the back. Kaoru unsticks himself from his twin.]

How are you doing?

[Kei ducks his head away from the jab, but not violently.]

You mean 'having a conversation'?

[He's not going to leave that without a verbal poke of his own. Though it's clearly affectionate too. Another thing noted by the matriarch. Well. There's certainly a lot to mull over as she sweeps in for dinner!

As they grab a small bubble of quiet, Kei lets out a breath. Reviewing the exchange.]

She's... not what I expected. She's funny.

["Huh. Nice way to say she's nuts," Hikaru mutters. Rolling eyes high to the ceiling as they walk in together. Look, it's still weird with Tsukishima around. But he and Kaoru have stood together against the old bat since they were born. He isn't abandoning his brother now.]

[Kaoru is grateful for Hikaru's presence; he knows he couldn't get through something like this without his twin. Even though his priorities and sense of self are starting to shift, Hikaru still feels a lot like an extension of Kaoru's existence.

That doesn't stop him from rolling his eyes back at his twin and responding.]

Obviously he expected her to be nuts, she's related to you after all.

[Which he's well aware is also a description of him, but it's not like Kei isn't aware that Kaoru is more than a little maladjusted.

Kaoru turns to Kei next, and pouts his lip dramatically.]

You're lucky you're sinfully attractive, because I think you confused 'having a conversation' and 'being an asshole.'

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